Ezekiel hearts Charissa
News-EntertainmentFinally both of this heartties are going to wed. Ezekiel Ong has placed a huge SG 500 bid onto his churchmate, Edmund.
"I felt a little unsecure in my pants as this frawd is going to marry somebody that is wonderfully created my Big Pappa God. But, you know, brothers must support brothers, so I placed my 500 bucks blessing onto him as a little gift from a brother. Do worry, Ezekiel, your groin will be busted after the dinner." said Edmund Tan Yuan commenting about the lost of Ezekiel's virginity upon having to mate with Charissa.
Ezekiel started off to woo Charissa in church, Community of Praise Baptist Church.
"As a proud member of the Hermaphodrite Lesbian Community, I felt that lesbian hermaphodrites need some ease on their penises, so i decided to be the first representative of this comunity to marry a lady. I hope i can spur one another on to marry a wife like this." Before Ezekiel finished his words, Wang Dexian, another churchmate, Anti- Hermaphorite Society (International), smacked him from behind with a dollar sign blink blink, which managed to break his nose.
"Fuck the hermies!" cursed Dexian, and he walked away.
Ezekiel is not allowed to place any charges against AHS as they hold the world recognition of beating up hermaphorites.
The wed dinner will still continue without any restrain, although doctors are suspecting a breakage of Ezekiel's penis.
For more infomation, call Ezekiel at 81128359.
-Ed O<-<
posted by エドモンド 酒井 @ 12:32 pm
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