if ed becomes a woman
ok, i know this post might sound funny to you, but i thought that through all my procrastination, i should just think about what if God made me a woman. hmm. will it be fun?Please do not take the following seriously. it's just for the fun of it.
what if God made me a woman, i will have to take care of my body. i need to take note of periods and need to remember to wear 2 pieces of undergarments instead of 1. i need to take care of my weight so that my hips dun go overly bombastic. i need to change all my exercise routine into 1 sport and tons of shopping. i need to be comfortable with a skirt. i need to take note that my hair so that it doesn't stand when it's not suppose to. i need to use a fork and spoon properly. i need to know how to hit guys gently when they make a joke at me or disturb me. i need to be able to stay up and focus my mouth on the phone to the wee hours. i need television. i need a cordless phone. i need lots of makeup. i need to know how to apply makeup. i need to either go for waxing or shave regularly. i need to know how to cross my legs. i need to sulk about work. i need to....
ok, i'm glad i'm male.
hey, dun take it personally man, i just thought that what i need base one my perspective and not trying or purposefully pin-pointing out some of the ladies i know out there.
well, i'll do a comparision about alcohol and Jesus's blood soon. i'll need to do up some readings and meditation 1st before i churn it out.
hmm... i think i need to sleep now. post something interesting tml i hope. haha. just hope.
posted by エドモンド 酒井 @ 11:18 pm
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