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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

moshi moshi...

haha... forgot to add about the thing that i found out and it is the most outstanding in the malaysia trip. if you happen to be in NS highway and wanting to return the nature's calling, for the guys only, visit the toilet in Machap resting area on theside facing down to Johore. i mean there is nothing much about the toilet, it's not like the one in Great World there you got like egyptians staring at you while you are peeing and leting you think that there might be a hidden camera for getting into the next Gotcha series where a little boy starts to run into the scene and look into your urinal compartment. NO! nothing perverted and nothing special about the toliet. it's just a malaysian toilet with some liquid body dispose around the disposal area and some unflushed bowls by a couple of idiots. if you actually been into the toilet, you actually realise that the urinal is SUPRISINGLY TALL!!! it's like the bottom of the urinal, the area there it is jagged out so that just in case water is dripping perpenticularly so that the water will not dirty the floor, i'm refering to the jagged out area bottom surface, which is the bottom of the urinal, not the cavity for you to pee into it, is just about 5 centimetres away from my groin. i mean, for a 170+ cm point of view, it must be Shaq's unrinal. i looked around, there was no kid's unrinal. O.O ok. so are you thinking about the opposite? a very LOW urinal that is actually about 5 centimetres below my waistline. well, THERE IS!!! if you are going down the highway towards tuas checkpoint and before you pay your malaysian checkpoint toll, drivers will pay a visit to either esso or petronas. the last stop for a driver to get relief from high gas taxes from singapore. ok. the toilet is at petronas. it's freaking low. haha. you should go there and check it out someday. it's kinda funny.

went out and do project with ting feng today and ended up playing motherload. haha. thn family dinner in bedok. a restruant that is super crowded. and after that, home. haha. nothing much today though. 1 more ang bao. haha.

Monday, January 30, 2006

big tree

just came back from my malaysia trip today and kinda tired now. didnt collect alot of ang bao, but i think it's enuff to last me for a week. lol. ever gone through the woodlands causeway? seen this sign on the big ad board called "Big Tree". well, it has been there ever seens i 1st stepped into malaysia, from what i can remember. i thought it was the name of the pole that holds the ad board or something like that. i mean, maybe the malaysian toll is giving alittle humour by naming something that is out of what we can imagine from a very serious building? i dunno. it's like, "Good morning, Mr President." "Morning Abdul." "This advertisment pole has been there for 30 years and it is still supporting our major advertisments that is providing information to the people that is crossing over the causeway. why not we name it as a symbolic item to the causeway checkpoint?" "Good idea, Abdul. So, any suggestions?" "Well, i've always wanted it to be called 'Big Tree'." "hmm. not a bad idea, we'll call it 'Big Tree'." so ever since then, the green aluminium plate with the initials 'Big Tree' in white, is stuck at the very spot under the advertisments. seriously speaking, will you even name a pole that holds advertisments? haha. but my thought of 'Big Tree' has been ceased today. i was in my dad's car and we past by an advertisment board along the NS Highway. and there, just below the board, the similar, not exactly, but similar, piece of aluminium is there, except there were more words on the aluminium plate. "Big Tree, www.bigtreeoutdoor.com" i mean if you think it's the government or some officials that place that "Big Tree" plate on the advertisment, he/she must be a freak on doing a site for it too. haha. i came to realise that it is an large print advertisment company. oh well, guessing is over. :(

Saturday, January 28, 2006

happy chinese new year!

ok, i'm saying this like hours before the cny starts into the 15 day period. quite shitty thought, having a cny when my exams are just around the corner.

oh well. punchline of the week is by russel peters, and further manipulated by nicholus, "YooooouuuuR MaaaaaThheeeeeee so fat, dat whan she jumps for joi, she get stuck. thank you thank you." the whole of it is in hongkong accent. lol. i sent nic the your mother part and he shouted "BO LIAO ARH!" in from the back of the class (I was in the front row), it was not an angry one but rather he shouted like with the thought of, "WTF sia, nice chance to scold ed!" lololol.

oh man, got so many things to do and so little time, compro project stage 2 is done, so it's time to revise eg2 and ael. and coz of cny, the week is cut short by 2 days, and that's not a good thing, i'm going to malaysia for 2 days which left one day to study and moreover, need to do the comtoolkit presentation. and still got my jap testo the coming friday!!!. sounds alot to do huh? but oh well, not really much lah, God is here and always here, so i can achieve with the help of God as long as the achievement is according to His will. Holy sia.

one trick that i found when you're in school and you got alot of work to do but you have a lack of time, you ask your friend's to do it for you. lol. share your burden. i know it sounds bad, but you know, you need to apply it. lol. application is not on personal work, it's on team work. coz the project datelines are coming up and those asses like me dont like teamwork. the only people that we favour are people that is above our standards or at least at our standards. if not, you're a burden. even if our teammate is a pretty, sexy, firm breasted (i mean seriously, some males only see the chest. i dont mean me, i'm just listing the things that is able to trigger and erect the LUST of men. haha. don't think naughty!), well developed butt and legs, shaved under arms (very important nowadays, for the ladies. if you're doing weightlifting, for the guys, you needa shave too.), cute and much more that you can think of, it just does not appeal to us to work with them. wait, i need to make a note here, emily, you just needa do up the report, it better be a good one with the point of view of a house wife.

i still remember how xiyue and i get really irritated when only 2 of us do up an A grade project and in the end we got a B+ because of our minor assessments. and the worst thing is that the other 3 teammates are not doing anything, and one even critisized the project we make, and they got B and the girl got A.

i'm glad that God is working within my mist, he picked a good team this semester for IAC, even thought some of that slack in their work, they don't do it more then 10% of the CATS teammates does. but after going through this IAC project, i still think that i'm over working myself. i'm like leading the team subconciously, coz no one is appointed as team leader and the leader work is just done by me, like compiling and editing of slides and report. speaking of the report, it was hell. i managed to do up and added more words till it hits 1428 words in the word count. a huge thank you to all my teammates, tf, des, gj and ken. we managed to pull it through with smiles.
a tip for you people that is under stress, it always happen in school. as i've always emphasize on, Stay Happy. it's funny to stay happy even thought you've alot of work to do, but staying happy will just give you the sensation that actually lightens your mind instead of thinking that you've got so much to do and you are stressed out. i do know alot of people of my age, the teenagers, like the feeling of stress and depression. why? coz they can use this excuse to call up the girl and talk to her. i'm grown through that stage already. lol. been there, done that. so when you tell me you're depressed, i'll tell you to stay happy. i can't be like, "Oh, ok, you're depressed, i know you are really depressed." i mean i cant. the only people that i can see that they are depressed are my close friends. and still i cannot gurrantee that they are really depressed. haha. i'm too hard on the head shell. psychology is too not into a person that is irresponsible. aobut depression, i think the worst case scenerio is the pressure cooker kind. the one that doesn't show, stores and accumulates until the cooker cracks and the person falls hard on the ground. very dangerous. haha. stress is also similar in this case. if you tell a person to hand in a 150 page research report on Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia with full details by the next day 8 am which gives him a complete 24 hours to do. well, if he does that, he's crazy and most probably he is under some kind of stress.

lol. ok, gtg, breakfast, happy new year.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

projects

right now, 2 projects down, one more to do. do the stage two thingy. jap test is next week and i've got 4 weeks of homeowrk to finish by this friday. i'm going to be fried man. wah. emily, if you are reading this blog, pls tag something and gib me a call to put in a time for doing the project, it is due this week. i noe you're a busy woman. lol. it's damn funny. she was talking about her past in class today, as usual, i wasn't listening in class, ever since the completion of the projects, kinda suck up all my energy in class and motivating me to go and self study. the funny thing is she said, "I was very ugly. i got braces and funny fringe." i was going to say she got *beep*. but i thought, ok, keep it. then i pulled out a pick from 4 years ago and showed it to her. i think she over reacted. lol. super long photo as i can remember. the lamination is falling off and i still keep it in my wallet subconsciously. lol. thought of taking it out but oh well, it may be another junk for my mom to plant it into the bin. so keep in my wallet loh. if eze has that pic, he will go like, "NE NE NE.... emily... hehe haha hehe..." lol. and his friends will go like, "haha hehe haha hehe..." and then when they meet her, they will thought it is her sister. lol.
i've just done 2 wall papers with bleach comic pics. lol. love them sia.

both of them are for 1680 x 1050 pix. if you want them, ask me. i will give you a fifty cents cents discount for it. i lazy to resize, so i just put in the url.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a313/yuanjie/wall2.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a313/yuanjie/wall.jpg

Sunday, January 22, 2006

0.o

something that i thought while showering...

Vader: Come to the dark side.
Luke: Okay.
Vader: Why? What are you thinking? You're suppose to say no.
Luke: I am your son.
Vader: I see. Lets go home.

it's lame. lol. but to think of it in the movie, it totally spoil the whole "coolness".

project is still alittle off from done, going to finish it in a bit. played frisbee in the afternoon and pathetically, there's only 5 attendees. need just one to play 3 on 3. nvm, it rained like chap after that and played pool with earnest. got trashed in 8 ball, 6 solid 0 stripe.the funny thing is, i won earnest 4 games (note: the game is like 8-4 or 10-4. i only won 4 games. i owe him heineken x6 pack), and 3 games is a very cheap win. how? the white ball went in and he lost. for 3 games. lol.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

japanese

You Should Learn Japanese

You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!

What Language Should You Learn?

O.O i still think my japanese teacher is very japanese. :(

Friday, January 20, 2006

a pain in the ass...

look at the tagboard and you could see the initials "Dengkai". 3 words that suits him best, loser, dumb and arrogant. one thing that makes him him, starting a convosation with you that has 99% of his own words and the topic that is the least you want to hear for the day, right after you ended school and with him boasting about his whole experience in the thing. well, for example, MU online. what's so good about going into blood castle when you know that you are playing in a private server mob at 60% and exp at 9999 times. it's like leveling up every monster you kill. i mean if you go into global and you told me that you got like a 180 level character that is in a guild that is not an ass and you dont play hack, well, all i can say that you're quite a powerful player. but he is playing in a private server with all the freaking modifications in the game. and now he is trying to run over me and not knowing that i can kill him in one shot if i want to. one thing to add before i end my wrath grow up, edwin, you're secondary 2 now. ust shut your mouth and you will be fine. you suck.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

drums...

i set down on my bed and faced the computer. somethings telling me to open up my edmund_alias_zhuge_liang@hotmail.com inbox to check for the worship schedule and stuff. i opened it and saw... "Edmund will be playing drums for P & P to give him more exposure on it so one day he can be available for main service playing it." my mind went, "why am i playing drums for main service? isn't there darren to fill up nic's place?" oh well. if you're knowing me for the first time, i'm edmund tan, and i am 18 this year, not 18 yet. i'm a guy. and i play bass for church. and now they want me to drum in church. or is it a typo? tomorrow is the day man. practice for young adult combine cell meeting as a drummer. hmm. hope it will be fun.
a stupid convo with dawn...

10:15:20 PM] little kid..: hello yuffiw
[10:15:24 PM] little kid..: yuffie*
[10:16:08 PM] lalalalala: lol
[10:16:15 PM] lalalalala: hi edo sushi
[10:16:23 PM] little kid..: lololol
[10:16:30 PM] little kid..: dun eat me
[10:16:32 PM] little kid..: lololol
[10:16:51 PM] lalalalala: hahha
[10:17:10 PM] lalalalala: i lyk scallop sushi...
[10:17:15 PM] lalalalala: hotate i think
[10:17:17 PM] lalalalala: hahha
[10:17:38 PM] little kid..: i love tamego
[10:17:42 PM] little kid..: tomego*
[10:17:47 PM] little kid..: i forgot how to say
[10:17:48 PM] little kid..: shit
[10:17:53 PM] lalalalala: hah?
[10:18:04 PM] little kid..: sweet egg
[10:18:04 PM] lalalalala: tamego is *shit?
[10:18:07 PM] little kid..: nonono
[10:18:11 PM] little kid..: sweet egg
[10:18:15 PM] lalalalala: orhhh
[10:18:20 PM] lalalalala: tt 1 ah
[10:18:24 PM] little kid..: yeah
[10:18:29 PM] lalalalala: onli tt 1?
[10:18:41 PM] little kid..: i basically love the rice
[10:18:48 PM] little kid..: and this one called onigiri
[10:18:50 PM] lalalalala: yea
[10:18:51 PM] little kid..: best!
[10:19:00 PM] lalalalala: no wonder u r edo sushi
[10:19:19 PM] little kid..: ever since whn you started that name?
[10:19:22 PM] little kid..: today?
[10:19:27 PM] little kid..: some random thought?
[10:19:30 PM] lalalalala: yea
[10:19:44 PM] lalalalala: jus tot of it few sec ago
[10:19:51 PM] lalalalala: lol
[10:20:01 PM] lalalalala: edoedoedo
[10:20:05 PM] lalalalala: *censored my edmund (private and confidential)*
[10:20:16 PM] * little kid... blog updated! yuanjie25.blogspot.com... 16/1 has changed his/her personal message to "hi yuffie" "hi edo sushi" "i love the scallop one" "i love the sweet egg"
[10:20:21 PM] little kid..: -.-
[10:20:34 PM] little kid..: dawno
[10:20:41 PM] little kid..: shit
[10:20:47 PM] little kid..: i forgot the name
[10:20:51 PM] lalalalala: gg[10:20:54 PM] lalalalala: gd
[10:20:55 PM] little kid..: wth
[10:21:01 PM] lalalalala: wahahhahaa
[10:21:04 PM] lalalalala: lalalalala
[10:21:06 PM] little kid..: ohohoh
[10:21:06 PM] lalalalala: stm
[10:21:10 PM] little kid..: *censored by edmund*
[10:21:19 PM] little kid..: i'm bad at names
[10:21:22 PM] lalalalala: llaalallaal
[10:21:23 PM] lalalalala: stm
[10:21:29 PM] little kid..: nvm
[10:21:38 PM] little kid..: dawn will be in my brain for quite sometime
[10:21:53 PM] little kid..: "who's that shorty?" "dawn"
[10:22:10 PM] lalalalala: u loh
[10:22:17 PM] little kid..: "been quite awhile, ed" "yeah, 50 years"
[10:22:32 PM] lalalalala: stop tokin to urself
[10:22:37 PM] lalalalala: lol
[10:22:37 PM] little kid..: "and you still remember my name" "yeah, coz you look cute"
[10:22:52 PM] little kid..: "really?!" "well used to"
[10:22:56 PM] lalalalala: question mark
[10:23:28 PM] lalalalala: kays...wateva
[10:23:37 PM] little kid..: *slaps ed on his shoulder* "you edo sushi"
[10:23:41 PM] little kid..: lol
[10:23:49 PM] lalalalala: lol
[10:23:53 PM] lalalalala: lamer
[10:24:02 PM] lalalalala: *ouch my leg hurts*
[10:24:09 PM] lalalalala: *cant walk
[10:24:13 PM] lalalalala: lol
[10:24:16 PM] little kid..: something fishy
[10:24:35 PM] lalalalala: u guess hw old is this gal?
[10:24:37 PM] lalalalala: --->
[10:24:37 PM] little kid..: you ask some guy for a leg massage rite?
[10:24:42 PM] little kid..: 14
[10:24:48 PM] lalalalala: wrong
[10:24:50 PM] little kid..: 15
[10:24:54 PM] lalalalala: nah
[10:24:56 PM] little kid..: 16
[10:24:58 PM] lalalalala: nope
[10:25:02 PM] little kid..: 17
[10:25:07 PM] lalalalala: incorrect
[10:25:08 PM] little kid..: 18
[10:25:15 PM] lalalalala: nt rite
[10:25:17 PM] little kid..: 19
[10:25:22 PM] lalalalala: 21 la
[10:25:24 PM] little kid..: lol
[10:25:33 PM] little kid..: eh so?
[10:25:44 PM] little kid..: not my type
[10:25:45 PM] lalalalala: i shock la when i saw her age
[10:26:04 PM] lalalalala: aiyah i nv ask mah
[10:26:08 PM] lalalalala: lool
[10:26:14 PM] little kid..: oh well
[10:26:16 PM] lalalalala: u lyk emily tt kind
[10:26:21 PM] lalalalala: ?
[10:26:24 PM] little kid..: oh
[10:26:24 PM] lalalalala: wahahha
[10:26:27 PM] little kid..: it's a question
[10:26:28 PM] little kid..: lol
[10:26:41 PM] little kid..: i thought you concluded that ed like type emily
[10:26:44 PM] lalalalala: ok nt really.....i think u do
[10:26:53 PM] little kid..: ok
[10:26:56 PM] little kid..: i'll tell emily
[10:27:01 PM] little kid..: i'll propose to her tml
[10:27:11 PM] lalalalala: wah lao she noe i kinddin 1 lor
[10:27:21 PM] lalalalala: *kiddin
[10:27:47 PM] lalalalala: i think she'll ignore u or say u lamer
[10:27:49 PM] lalalalala: lol[10:27:55 PM] lalalalala: hahha
[10:27:56 PM] little kid..: i dunno

the other's are mostly confidential stuff. oh well. i thought this part is really funny. so i posted it up.
to dawn... tell me asap if you dun want it to me up.
to emily... dawn's jealous of you. haha. it's just all in a days joke. dun get ticked off.
to everyone... it's just for laugh, nothing serious though.
and to all those who's thinking rot... i'm too occupied to have a relationship. NUS is too outstanding in my goal.

Monday, January 16, 2006

humans

hello people. i know it has been an awful long time ever since i've done up this blog. well, finished call of duty 2. awsome game and looks realistic too, compared to battlefield 2 and, of course, counter strike. but this think that struck me in this game is that it remains me on how meer a human life is. numerous bullets crossed each other and killing tons of flesh. it's alittle sad that i'm quite addicted to the game because of the shooting and stuff, but it kindof lit a spark of empathy on those who died in ww2. an equation about the ending clip. 5 soldiers on a recon mission. to rescue a big shot from the krauts. human = human, rite?? mathematically. in the end, big shot survives and the recon squad died. they sacrificed themselves for the big shot and they were killed by jerries. kinda sad though. didnt see any killing in singapore before, i hope it will stay this way.

oh well, been really tired these few days, not really happening thought. church is starting to become a liability to me. i'm not burnt out, but i just got a nudge that i'm not into this crowd. i still love God, but i'm not listening to Him, cause i'm still quite lost in church. haha. still thinking who's my friend and stuff. i'm sure i'm going to leave this church one day. just waiting for that day to arrive.

school's starting to heat up. one more week to presentation and my group's still in a pile of shit. God from above, send us divine wisdom. i'm starting to get all hyped up about it.

Samurai Edomondo "Sushi"