wrong name sia
for the 1st time, someone got my name, not totally wrong, but half wrong. and it's wrong at the "ed" half. presenting to you.... RAYMOND!
my week's been superb. knew ppl better, loads of girls around in school, knew the name of the mysterious girl that i keep seeing on the bus i took to school, circuit board works coz God's hand is upon it, got to know that there's a girl staying in around 1km away from my place. isn't it cool?
i've been thinking of my studies lately, i falt that i didnt take it seriously. AEM is really a chore to me, but after that quiz i took, seems like it's fun, not just fun, but very fun. even though i'm still haven't master the topics, especially limits with 2 sides, i felt that AEM is cool. HA! some of my buddies dropped it, so left daniel and i as the survivors of P1, after test 2, it'll be me. so the person that is left for me to talk to, is xi yue. wah piang eh...
i can feel that God is way cooler than i used to thought. if you wanna know y, can ask me when you see me. haha super cool.
confessions of a poor family ~part one
ok, i'll officially name it part 1. my mom has been going crazy nowadays. my dad said that we have a financial crisis in hand and we need to cut down on some of the unnecessary materials and save some money. and guess wat! there comes and SUMSUNG HD TV! we can watch out tv, saving electiricty and not spending a small sum of cash to repair the old CRT TV. knowing that only my brother watches the TV at the hall, why the heck will she get a HD TV for him when he is still failing his mathematics, chinese and some other important subjects? this is crazy!
the next week or so, mom suddenly fork out 100+ bucks for a magazine. and the thing is, only she reads it coz it's "i mag" and i dun read chinese, so does my dad and my bro.
this is the best part. just last tuesday, mom gave the biggest shock. she signed up for cable broadband and cable TV. what the~ this is really critical, coz now, i need to help my mom to watch the tv so that she wont waste all the money. and for my bro, he's getting worst, getting uber pampered.
sigh, what has the world been coming to?
early xmas mood
it's 1-point-something more months to xmas and i'm already getting into it. there's quite a number of reasons to get excited, like food, food, and food. haha. YUP! IT'S FOOD! church got a shanghai night and youth xmas party coming, no reason not to be excited. moreover, i'm doing advert for the youth xmas party, so i guess this is why i got so hyped up even before the season.
i got a new haircut, or rather not new but i got it short. interesting responses by my friends man, like *SHOCK*, *WT*BEEP**, "oh, finally you cut your hair, so i dun need to help you to cut anymore", "edmund, you look 'cute' in that hair". this hair is like short, however, i somehow am glad that i got it extensively trimmed, thinned and spiked. no more "i can feel the wind and the sand through my hair", and evolved into "i feel like an airfoil".
hmm, i can't think of anything interesting or funny now man. Edmund's have been doing just fine, but we're still lack of a home to work for. work for man, it's not them working for us. hmm, God, we need your revelation. *ahhhhhh (holy angel sound, try to imagine)*
cell yesterday was interesting, we did ice-breakers and phoebe was superbly funny. it's like even before the pluto-looking-cat (disney's dog), reaches her, while she's orbiting the bear-looking-mouse around her waist, she went crazy and screamed. ok, i admit, i sabotaged her and the 2nd time when ash annouced the rule that instead of the mouse and cat going clock or counter-clock wise, we get to choose our direction. so cliff and i kind of like "paka" abit and sabotaged phoebe, again. it's sugoku omoshiroi! lol. she went "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH". lol. every one had a fun time. worship was good too, so is the word. it's mary and martha. one thing that i thought yesterday, guess which one goes to polytechnic and which one goes to junior college? hehe... no offensive, it's just a general perspective.
i'm trying to write a bossa nova jazz xmas song. hmm. i called it "my dear Santa Claus" it went quite funny though. try to listen it out whn you've got the chance to. muahahaha. which i think it's very minimal coz i dun meet alot of you guys. lalala...
some interesting nicks on msn
i thought that they are funny...
-exams are just so easy... to fail. (lol, true true...)
-i miss someone (this is like telling the people around him/her, "i'll give you an idea of i miss someone and i'm going to make a big fuss out of it and want to have alot of help from people, but i won't tell them exactly how i feel and how they can help me. coz i feel that they can't help me at all" fubar...)
-Dota is preventing me from studying (well, true)
-she already took it down, so its not necessary anymore (it's like she took something out of him and then that part will not function anymore. *hint hint*)
-purple... cant be bothered... (so he/she actually bothered to put "cant be bothered" as his/her nick. what duh!!!)
-samurai ed's blog is yuanjie.blogspot.com (hey, that's me!)
-finding my own corner in the darken world (hmm. just dun get lost in finding it, you need light)
-ARGH! I LOST MY PENCIL CASE (like someone from msn is going to put "YES! I STOLE YOUR PENCIL CASE!")
-WO AI ROONEY (ROCKS! to me it's funny thinking how the guy who used this nick is going to say it out)
-cant imagine my life w/o you (eh? i guess he/she is just trying to rub alot of sugar into some desperate people)
-wee, i love slave guys (eh, i love your head to be on the floor too.)
-do you have steam (0.0 sounds so wrong)
-will never hurt you and the hardest part is this... (hmm, wat's up with the ...)
ok, enough for today. tired! sleep! haha...
if ed becomes a woman
ok, i know this post might sound funny to you, but i thought that through all my procrastination, i should just think about what if God made me a woman. hmm. will it be fun?
Please do not take the following seriously. it's just for the fun of it.
what if God made me a woman, i will have to take care of my body. i need to take note of periods and need to remember to wear 2 pieces of undergarments instead of 1. i need to take care of my weight so that my hips dun go overly bombastic. i need to change all my exercise routine into 1 sport and tons of shopping. i need to be comfortable with a skirt. i need to take note that my hair so that it doesn't stand when it's not suppose to. i need to use a fork and spoon properly. i need to know how to hit guys gently when they make a joke at me or disturb me. i need to be able to stay up and focus my mouth on the phone to the wee hours. i need television. i need a cordless phone. i need lots of makeup. i need to know how to apply makeup. i need to either go for waxing or shave regularly. i need to know how to cross my legs. i need to sulk about work. i need to....
ok, i'm glad i'm male.
hey, dun take it personally man, i just thought that what i need base one my perspective and not trying or purposefully pin-pointing out some of the ladies i know out there.
well, i'll do a comparision about alcohol and Jesus's blood soon. i'll need to do up some readings and meditation 1st before i churn it out.
hmm... i think i need to sleep now. post something interesting tml i hope. haha. just hope.
IN THE PAST 24HOURS HAVE YOU:
1) Cried: no
2) Wore Jeans: no
3) Met someone: ya
4) Done laundry: no, dad does it for me.
5) Went Hungry: no
6) Talked on the phone: no. i'm a lonely dude. haha.
7) Said I love you: no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
8) Yourself: ya
9) Your friends: depends
10) Tooth Fairy: no
11) Destiny/ Fate: no
12) Ghosts: no
13) UFO: ya.
FRIENDS AND LIFE:
14) Do you ever wished you had another name?: no
15) Do you like anyone?: ya
16) Which one of your friends acts most like you: i dunno
17) When you cried the most who was there: no one
18) Whats the best feeling in the world?: sleeping.
19) Whats the worst feeling in the world?: having insomnia
20) What time is it now?: 2120 hrs
WHICH IS BETTER:
21) Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
22) Coke or pepsi: coke
23) Love or LUST: love
YOUR PICK:
24) Mac or KFC: KFC
25) Single or group dates: single
26) Adidas or Nike: adidas
27) Lipton Tea or Nestea: lipton
28) Cauppucino or coffee: coffee
YOU:
29) smoke: no
30) Curse: ya
31) Take a shower: ya
32) Have a crush: no
33) Think you've been in love: ya
34) Like school: ya
35) Want to get married: ya
36) Think you're a heath freak: no
IN THE PAST MONTH:
37) drink alcohol: no
38) Gone to the mall: ya
39) Been on stage: no
40) Eaten sushi: ya
41) Been dumped: no
42) Gone skating: no
43) Dyed your hair: no
44) Changed who you want to be: no
45) I love: wild raisin and rum and raisin ice cream from whyogurt in great world city shopping centre
46) I hide: my fats
47) I miss: sleep
48) I need: need for speed carbon
Seven people you would like them to do:
- shawn
- dave
- jessie
- emily
- darren
- you
- your friend
some random thing i guess...
vanda tagged me sia...
1. Your nickames are...
A: ed, edo, edomondo-kun (wah, i hate this to be my name coz sarah-san will purposely say the whole name out slowly), da xiong, spp, slpp, se peh peh, se lao peh peh, shunshun, shunsui, mr tan?
2. Your favourite cartoon is...
A: i dunno, anything samurai i guess.
3. You are...
A: i is? a samurai!
4. Your best friend is...
A: i dunno. Jesus? coz He's always there, you go overseas, He's still there with you.
5. The person in your mind now is...
A: haha, alot, can change to people? thought of vando (she tag me mah), dave, shawn, emily (wanna tag them back), iggy, darren, some pretty girls in school and on the bus which i dunno the names.
6. You are happy because...
A: i've skipped morning classes
7. You want to...
A: have more pocket money to spend.
8. The person you heart most...
A: i dunno leh, can change it to people again? i love my friends and pretty girls i guess.
9. Your hair colour is...
A: original black!
10. 5 friends you have in mind...
- yoshimotto date
- dave
- shawn
- jessie
- emily
THEY'RE TAGGED!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDD
A: arh, i'm fooled! (no lah, just kidding, i act cute nia)
welcome~
ok, i was going to write "welcome to gay land" as my title for this post but i thought that my class all of them aren't gay enough to be gay so i'll just to welcome.
3rd week of school is over and i'm still not doing anything about my studies. i kindof enjoyed some of the modules like advance engineering mathematics and I&E. i like speed, speed in the teaching, fast, very fast. woohoo, just like aem. but still, the problem with school is still girls, i just can't get over it.
imagine you step into a classroom and it's lecture. the lecture room is packed with 44 engineering students, looking forward to go further and maybe, get married. such beautiful future lying ahead of us. you turn around, looking for someone that you hope that she (in my point of view, so is a she) can walk in the similar path into adulthood with you. you turn, your spinal discs rattled from insufficient sleep. *crack* *crack* hmm... "why?! why has God forsaken me?" you might ask. you're in a room with 41 guys and 3 girls. 2 of them are made in china and only one that is singapore stamped, moreover, she hired a guard dog with orange samuel and kelvin tee (which surprisingly has a hound as the shirt print 0.0) that chews everyone who lays a hand on her. you hear your drip your pespiration as it crash landed on the cemented ground. "calm down dude, there is a way out", you thought. to be continued...
well, this is more like an experience i guess. haha.
went to church and lunch and then darren and i so happened to meet up with our dearest cell leaders, phoebe and jenny, and the other jiejie, hui yi and lai peng. well, it's kind of fun to chat with them, coz they are like the gurus, or rather the guruess. even though i might be the spp, they are the guruess, a higher degree. they shot afew questions that set moi thinking. for example, "will you carry your girlfriend's handbag?" hmm... well, it might be simple, but think alittle deeper. shallow answers like, "of coz, she my girlfriend wat, so i help cannot meh?" or "eeee, dun wan lah, so paiseh, later ppl around me thought i dog sia, lose pride sia." well, or many other thinkings, but there's a deeper sense in this question. of coz, it does not only apply to guys, girls version is "will you allow your boyfriend to carry your handbag while dating?"
something to interest you ppl if you wanna know more about me... (ed's 2nd self: wah seh, ego liao lah)
current cravings:
sushi (i've always craved for that, especially the tamago ones)
girls (more like deprived then craving i guess)
ice cream (well, rum and raisins and wild raisins, totemo oishii desu!)
need for speed carbon (well, it's time to drive)
splinter cell: double agent (i'm a splinter cell fanboy)
i think that's all, but i want to sushi man, i want to sushi! who wanna go sushi?
imagine the grains of rice being flushed into your mouth and brushing against your teeth with the crispy seaweed. *siwsh* *swish* *swish* and then allow the sweetness of the rice to roll on your tongue. *swish* *swish* *swish* every chew seems to tempt you into sexual indulgence, *swish* *swish* *swish* the unique shape of the rice grain and the mild salty seaweed, makes you *swish* *swish* *swish*....
haha...
